I just got word that everyone's least favorite bigot, Mr. Fred Phelps, of Westboro Baptist Church, will send his goons to Oregon next week for a series of his homophobic protests in Portland, Silverton and Tigard. So what can we do to counter this hate? Let's talk about it below...
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Phelps will be in Oregon next Monday morning/afternoon doing his hate pickets.
Below is his schedule and his "reasoning" behind each event. I provide these "reasons" because I want you to know clearly how BS they are and so I can make fun of them:
7:30-8:30 AM-Portland State (SW 13th and Market)-
You know this so-called institution of higher-learning has a Queer (I thought they did not like being called that) Resource Center and they include fags in their affirmative action policy and nondiscrimination policy and that (wait for it) they have gender neutral bathrooms?
My Spin: Because being accepting of all people is really a bad thing, right? I'll try and be at this one, seeing as it is my school.
8:45-9:15 PM-Sweden Consulate (SW 5th and Burnside)-
God Hates Sweden, and everyone needs to know that. They arrest Bible preachers and put them in prison in that evil nation. And what's more, they are PROUD of that fact.
My Spin: Somehow I doubt these are were nice preachers knowing you.
9:30-10 AM-German Consulate (SW 3rd and Market)-
Have we told you lately that God Hates Germany? Well, here you go. They did much evil in their history, and now to try to kiss fag ass and distract from that fact they have become more and more evil.
My Spin: Is this just a filler protest or do you have a specific complaint?
11:30 AM-12 PM-Silverton, OR to protest Trans mayor-elect Stu Masmussen (306 S Water St.)-
We are going to come to your little Oregon town to speak some words of truth to this 60 year old pervert.
My Spin: A perfect excuse to buy from local Silverton merchants!
12:05-12:35 PM-Silverton First Christian Church (402 N 1st St.)-
In a town where the stinking Mayor is a transgender freak - you had to know there was a false religious system firmly and publically in place.
My Spin: Which is a false religion, you or them? Really, think for a second, what about do unto others as you wish they would do unto you?
2:45-3:15 PM-Finland Consulate (Tigard, OR-10220 SW Greenburg Rd.)-
Are you kidding me? What could be worse than Finland? They despise the Holy Bible in that land, and ignore God's smitting hand.
My Spin: I don't know who or what could be worse than Finland, you maybe?
Let me know what you think and if you have any ideas for fighting these bastards.